The Penis of Knowledge

January 29, 2011 at 4:19 pm (Bollocks, Lyrics)

Once, I thought that science was love.
Gentle and narrow, a blessing from god.
Stroking and tickling, a feeling so good;
I want to encompass this beautiful rod.

Choosing to embark on a physics degree
Was a mistake that’s left me blistered and raw.
At first I thought it enthralling and fun;
I woke up each morning gagging for more.

The penis of knowledge is raping my brain,
Your lecture forces me open again.
The jizz of revision leaves marks on my mind;
This physics degree is so broad and unkind.

A bedroom should be a haven of safety,
But preparing for exams is dangerous.
So full of info, I’m saturated;
What once was good is now traitorous.

Thermodynamic spunk, statistical gunk,
Quantum juice and now I’m loose,
Electronic splatter and nuclear white-matter
Overflowing with this data produce.

The penis of knowledge is raping my brain,
Your lecture forces me open again.
The jizz of revision leaves marks on my mind;
This physics degree is so broad and unkind.

Get the fuck out!
Get the fuck out!
It’s tearing!
My brainus is tearing!
No stitches for consciousness…