RoboBlitz and the Total UNŸUN Apocalypse of the Distant Present
The Unÿuns are coming!
You’d better start running!
The sky is ablaze
With the bittersweet taste of
THE UNŸUN APOCALYPSE
They’re rolling through the street
Killing those with feet;
They steal your mobility
To cure their disability.
We used to make them fry,
Now revenge is nigh.
They were delicious with meat
Now we only taste defeat.
Watch out for that Unÿun!
It’s flying for your face!
It’s gonna burrow inside your cock
With incredible Unÿun pace.
…
Humanity’s last hope,
Jack Johnson is gone.
He robotted up
And now it’s fucking ON!
ROBOBLITZ
His acoustic is no more,
He’s more electric than before.
He’s got a massive laser
And a hydrogen-fusion core!
[Written with Jonny Pinder and Vince Campbell for Drive-By Blessings, then known as Hat Attack]
